Do you ever feel like your eyes are breathing in too much air? Or am I dying

The Atlantic Ocean:

Why did I see the stills of this earlier & think he was with a mysterious Latina 😭

Also—largely due to the threads about libraries, I wandered into one recently, just to go. Vibes were immaculate. You can chill in silence & nothing is expected of you. I forgot how magical that is.

Infinitely better than them deleting entire series like they never happened

Clear agents at the airport just look like they’re meddling, I’m sorry. I don’t see the efficiency.

Drag queens who pull off a wig to reveal a longer wig should automatically be added to the presidential ballot

*bookmarking more info than I’ll ever need to know about implosions*

People who fly w/kids are really God’s strongest soldiers. This woman just came out of a stall to find her daughters had wet the entire bathroom floor so they could slide around 😭

My toxic work trait is if I ask a question & the answer is longer than two sentences, I’m all the way off it. I lose the capacity to care. I physically cannot hear you past sentence 2.5.