Surely the FCC will look into this, yea?

By no means is this hyperbole 👉

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Returns With 6.3 Million Viewers, Its Most-Watched Regular Episode Ever variety.com/2025/tv/news/j…

THE “KING” JUST FINISHED A TREMENDOUS TRIP TO NEW YORK CITY FOR THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY. WORLD LEADERS LINED UP (BLOCKS LONG!) TO MEET ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA. DOZY DON WAS VERY RUDE TO THEM (HE SAID, “YOUR COUNTRIES ARE GOING TO HELL!” NOT

A REAL DISGRACE. Escalator was broken at Trump Tower today. I’ve launched an investigation into this matter.

America is finally united 🕊

So well written.. Oliver you rock

While California Governor Gavin Newsom was meeting with world leaders — inking new deals to cut toxic pollution and create jobs — President Trump was yelling about an escalator and telling our ALLIES to go to hell.

NEW: Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and Steve Bannon are all named in Epstein docs released today by Democrats axios.com/2025/09/26/elo…

How absolutely delusional and deranged do you have to be to see it like this. Trump was widely mocked for his incoherent and self-indulgent bullshitting. Read the room, bimbo.

Delish.

Editors do have a purpose after all. Good to know. "For this story, Fortune used generative AI to help with an initial draft. An editor verified the accuracy of the information before publishing." fortune.com/2025/09/25/lin…

That'd be a good usage of the space.

AMERICA: Release the Epstein Files! TRUMP: Did you say Amelia Earhart?

POOR PETEY HEGSETH! WANTS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BUT LOOKS LIKE THE GUY TLC FIRED FROM “DUCK DYNASTY.” WEAK, NO BRAINS, NO TALENT, ZERO FUTURE! HE WANTS TO BE SECRETARY OF “WAR” BUT CANNOT EVEN THROW AN AXE OR DO A PULL UP. SAD! THE ONLY “RIGHT” THING IS HIS HAIR, BUT MINE IS

Goebbels is in fine form today.

Sleazy and despicable characters ...

DEMOCRATS: Any government funding deal must extend health coverage for 20 MILLION AMERICANS. WHITE HOUSE: “GO FUCK YOURSELF” (actual quote)

Retractions are the very tip of a deep iceberg. Table 2, documenting an interaction one of the authors had with a paper mill, is a real doozy. researchgate.net/publication/39…