Oh Hasbeyn....

Taylor announces a new album, Lana announces a new song. Lana announces new album's name and release date, Taylor announces her engagement. Oh, our girlies are definitely using the same numerology, Taylana is doing goood

Meanwhile Lana's in a swamp

me outside lana and jeremys bayou house trying to get that notice

Yet you used AI to generate this ?

lana del rey super bowl setlist: -arcadia -fingertips -bluebird -hope is a dangerous thing *taylor swift joins the stage* -snow on the beach ft. lana del rey -ME! *taylor leaves the stage* -for free -take me home, country roads

Using Palestine as a gotcha moment to drag celebrities is lowkey weird and disturbing, people are literally dying and y'all keep using it for some stan wars bullshit

Oh hasbeen....

I always wondered how those esc songwriting camps work, do they all like bring tents, camp and write music, is there a bonfire that they all sing around and dance, are they making barbecue, like what's the tea

"Where is Kanye when you need him" girl read the room, he a literal nazi now

her MAGA allegations are always so funny to me because Lana has actually been one of the most vocal anti-Trump celebrities 😭😭

Kinda sus that both Vietnam and Bhutan were in on it and had ESC Asia in their tv programs... Perhaps they just announced it too early, and the contest will go on but on a much later date.

But I heard Taylor (who didn’t even do dynamic pricing) was greedy

Milk

If this was sent by montenegro it would've finished 15th in the semi

American artists announcing a world tour:

Need The Life of a Showgirl lead single like rn

Getting married is now MAGA guys...

A gun with 5 loaded bullets?

He's alive...