The good news: following the divorce, MTG will be available at the next FFA auction.

Computer, end simulation. It was worth a shot.

Just pointing out that based on where I grew up, I have as much right to claim “street cred” as Kanye.

It’s time for everyone’s favorite fall walking game: Leaves or goose shit!

People on Twitter just being: … Elon Musk:

My wife graduates from breast cancer treatment today. Everyone talks about ringing the bell but, I’m excited to see what she does with the tassel.

Graduation day! Proud of my wife for keeping her head up through it all. #fuckcancer

Elon is the anti-Astley He has let us all down.

Go do that thing today!

Social media is absolutely horrible. I want to go back to the old days of randomly shouting my thoughts in public places the way god intended.

What wine pairs best with the start of World War 3?

I am officially offering to buy Twitter from Elon Musk. My final offer is $8.00

⁦TMLO⁩, nobody puts Piggy in the corner facebook.com/reel/263034999…

Funny. Those close to you tell you to stand up against toxic people in your life right up until THEY are the toxic one.

Hi @Squirrelbeer23!

Washing my d*ck for the first time in two years. It had some green stuff growing on it and I felt bad inviting guests to sit on it in such a state.

It seems to me to be equally plain that no business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country. By "business" I mean the whole of commerce as well as the whole of industry; by workers I mean all workers…