>playing league (bad start I know) >run into a “full team of female players” >add me after >talks to one of them for a bit and give them my twitter since I don’t use insta >”ew ur gross” >all of them either block/unadd me My fault gang ig they didn’t like the lesbian porn

If I had a nickel for every time I got into an argument with my little sister how I don’t date ppl if their pronouns are he/him but apparently that makes me “transphobic” i’d have two nickels Which isn’t a lot but it’s kinda sad it’s happened twice

The universe is doing everything in its power to stop me from watching sonic 3 in theaters bro this ain’t fair

Love opening twitter after like a week to see an anime lady spin on a guys dick so hard she twists it off

Dude gacha is a fucking plague cuz fym I can’t even stay away from it when I’m trying to play a neat fanmade steven universe pvp roblox game and I gotta ROLL shit in order to play cool gems

Sonic fans couldn’t handle the concept of other genres of music existing outside of dad rock those days were peak comedy

Back at it again with thinkin abt opening up $5 oc comms for a min

Why is this animated like bowser gif

Hate this website y’all be gaslighting me into thinkin I’m illiterate when y’all fr don’t know how to type holy shit

At lunch and this homeless lady fr tried to slide in an extra burger to my order like BITCH I’m getting a kids meal I’m just abt as broke as u 😭😭

FYM ITS NEW UEAR

This 36y/o woman texting me cuz she thinks I’m this 50y/o lady she met at a party she got the wrong number but I’m gonna shoot my shot

Love having a friends who say they’re not autistic yet they can’t watch yt videos without it being 2x normal play speed

Love telling friends who haven’t seen nosferatu that he has steamy hot sex to see their reaction cuz they can’t tell if I’m lying or not

Saw mufasa (the movie) and now fully believe mufasa (the character) is just fucking stupid

Chat is this rizz

I love showing ppl my weird ass earrings autism it got me layin on my stomach and kicking my feet

Erm…hey guys,,.