My neck hurts so fuckin bad can somebody just break it for me thanks

Had a guy ask me if our first date could be Bass Pro Shops and trespassin. So guess who’s going on a date today.

So envious of a healthy mother-daughter relationship

what the absolute fuck

Can I get a reset button

Just remembered being a kid bored in the house and my mom telling me to “go play speed bump or something”

Just a lil reminder to check on the ones you love

Really just had some guy ask me “are Kegels a southern thing”

Fort Walton Beach is a cesspool of “acquaintances” and “going out friends”

If you’re thinking about binging Baby Reindeer, don’t

Ain’t shit free but fallin out, that shits easy let me show ya how

When I get rich I’m gonna have a personal back scratcher. Just snap my fingers and they start scratchin 💁‍♀️

spent the last hour going down the rabbit hole of this autistic black guy on instagram who thinks he can create leaf tornados

hey what are y’all doin

Lana Del Ray makes my life feel like a movie

Why do old women get drunk at my bar and feel the need to kiss me on the face in a weird grandmotherly way

I have a million and one things to get done today but instead I just spent an hour and a half planning an entire wedding on Pinterest and I don’t even have a boyfriend

Everyone thinks they’re autistic now ~trendy~

Watching Florida Botox Bimbos trying to parallel park has to be the most frustrating shit I’ve ever seen in my life

I miss Alabama so much it makes me kegel