Me tonight, to the Glasto ticket gods Glastonbury Festival

Feel like I time-travelled to 2050 and came back after my Neko Health scan. 10/10 experience, already booked in for next year!

Happy Spotify Wrapped dayyyyyy

London is always magical, but minus the crowds it’s insanely so. The tube WiFi works omg

Yearly reminder that if you hate the #Glastonbury lineup pls give up your ticket

Hello Philips UKI and Amazon.co.uk – is this jug that's almost a monthly mortgage filtering out all the impurities in people and sending them to heaven?

The days are longer, the temps are warmer, and Pedro Pascal is on my screen again yay

Don't even need a ticket and I'm stressed #Glastonbury

I think I preferred the illusion of control and effort with the old system Glastonbury Festival. There'll never be a perfect system, but this one really stinks

#LondonMarathon day vibes are immaculate, love it when the city comes together 🫶🏽

I want AI to fold my laundry and recycle my clay, that would be v useful vs what it’s doing now

Track 10 by Charli has such Bollywood vibes, plus all the clips dancing in the rain just adds to it

Well I have been blessed by the Lorde today thanks v much

FINALLY a bit of rain that reminds me of Kerala monsoons

Me now that Lossless is rolling out 😅

Best project with the best team ♥️

Tough day for South Asian kids across US. ‘Mamdani ji son is mayor at 34 already what you doing?’ will become a clarion call. Stay strong during these tough times.

Thank you Foo Fighters for not pricing tickets exorbitantly and opting into dynamic pricing

Who do you think is on your Wrapped?

Hello M&S I love your food but I have to draw the line here