Hello #librarians of twitter. I'm Anger Management Librarian and it's been 0 days since I've She-Hulked out on someone.

Twitter, y u no like my sexy She Hulk librarian default photo?

Goddamnit motherfuck, I left my tampon baggy at work with the last of my tampons. #paintingtherosesred

Always try to avoid sneezing when wearing a #tampon. If you can't avoid it, try to take aim at someone you strongly dislike.

This is awkward, coworker is arguing with her mom on the phone. I don't think she realizes I'm back here too.

I'm trying to be as loud as possible so Coworker is alerted to my presence and will maybe stop yelling awkward things into the phone.

So Coworker is inside offices arguing with her mother on the phone, patron Touchy Feely is outside and will demand a hug. Gonna go hide now.

If Coworker hasn't noticed me by now, I'm convinced she wants me to hear the argument with her mother, but I really don't care. Halp.

"I'm looking for a book." What's the title? "I don't remember." Ok author's last name? "I don't remember, but it was purple."

When you desperately want to complain about your coworkers on your personal account, but YOUR BOSS IS FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER! #smh

My coworkers could almost be rejected Snow White dwarves: we have Crazy, Cranky, and Condescending.

@Earpythepale Hulu? Is Hulu not a thing anymore? I haven't had Internet access from my laptop at home in awhile.