HELL YEAH if you slept on this, listen now

Me and 𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖆, rejoicing on the outcome we both hoped for. Congrats to DEBBY FRIDAY 👁️⭐️ from all your CJLO 1690AM supporters!

coming back to this dumpster fire to talk to ghosts about the #GoldenBachelor.

working on getting Edith's hair, but worried i'm destined to stay salt & pepper forever. #TheGoldenBachelor

you know ABC is invested in #TheGoldenBachelor if they suddenly have journey "don't stop believing" money.

... and now we're in #bachelorinparadise. i am not prepared.

I've skipped so many seasons of #thebachelor and #thebachelorette that I'm worried I'll have no idea what's happening... just kidding, it's thirsty dweebs getting drunk and crying on a beach in Mexico, I'll figure it out. #bachelorinparadise

she: posts thirst trap he: 🔥 she: #BachelorInParadise

oh look, it's Eliza, someone I recognize and don't hate! #BachelorInParadise

wells, wells, wells, look who's back. #BachelorInParadise

I care more about THE MANSION than I do about the drama. #TheGoldenBachelor

MAKING PEOPLE IN THEIR 70S DRIVE AT NIGHT IS MEAN. #TheGoldenBachelor

"I gotta play it cool!", she said, not playing it cool. #BachelorInParadise

"amen" when "a-ven" was right there. #BachelorInParadise

my coworker said that the caffeine in bubble tea "doesn't really count" and if that's not girl math, i don't know what is.

tonight, 7pm ET CJLO 1690AM, it's a new episode of #BVST just in time for FUNDING DRIVE! come mourn defunct canadian bands with me and send CJLO your money! ❤️

my only #BachelorInParadise tweet is this one: UGH NO, SAM??