I DID IT! I sined MY name!! All by myself! DONALD TRUMP! Thats MY NAME! I used a pen! A Really Really BIG Pen! I made MY name BIG! With Letters! Their were LOTs of people there! Did you see ME? Everybody clapped! They called it a V-TOE! Don't know why....

BOOM! The state of Washington has just passed a bill in their Senate to remove Trump from their ballots in 2020 if he does not release his tax returns. Way to go Washington!!

His condition is getting worse.

Devin Nunes is sueing his OWN cow Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 because his cow said some VERY mean things about Nunes! I DON'T TRUST COWS! Not since the incident when I was a teen.. VERY dishonest animals! Cows seem eager to please, but then you have to take antibiotics for MONTHS! #TuesdayThoughts

Hey Devin Nunes! You’re a whiny piece of shit. Maybe if you weren’t such a corrupt turd, you wouldn’t get called out on Twitter. Sue me.

Donald Trump Jr. and Jared Kushner's House Testimonies are officially in Mueller's hands. Have fun guys, worrying about when that knock will come at your door. It will likely be early one morning.

BREAKING: Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 now has more Twitter followers than Devin Nunes! It’s udderly amazing that this cow mooooved past that ornery li’l cowpoke in just 24 hours. This just goes to show the power of The Resistance! 🐮 #BeButter

BREAKING: The San Antonio City Council has just banned Chick-fil-A from the airport because of the company’s continued support for anti-LGBTQ groups. Thank you San Antonio!

Until the entire report is released to Congress and the public, we do NOT have the "Mueller Report." We have "Barr's Brief." Kind of like the Cliffs Notes version of a thriller, written by a student whose parents donated mega-funds to secure his college admission.

Self-professed neo-Nazi pleads guilty to Charlottesville hate crimes - The Washington Post apple.news/AR2WFDUdoRh-k4…

Roll Call: Retweet if you’re a proud member of #TheResistance! 🇺🇸

BREAKING: Trump plans on golfing this afternoon at Mar-a-Lago. And tomorrow. And Sunday. Because he’s on another taxpayer-funded vacation. Absolute corruption. Laziest fake president ever. What a schlub!!

Michael Cohen attorneys release new allegations of Trump-Russia collusion - Axios apple.news/AwzCWMV74TfW8J…

As a victim of rape and sexual assault I am insulted by anyone that compares a violation of space and sexual assault. You really need to sit down and shut the fuck up. You are the reason women have a problem with being believed. Anyone who is anti Biden now is ignorant as fuck

1 Church in a foreign country burns and both Trump and Pence make multiple statements about it, tweet about it, and even give ignorant suggestions on putting it out 3 Black Churches in Louisiana burn thanks to a redneck, and they completely ignore mentioning it WAKE UP AMERICA!

#ImpeachDonaldTrump

BOOM! Over 53,000 tweets have gone out with the #RepublicansForImpeachment hashtag today! GOPers—please keep telling your stories. We are in this together and we got your backs. The time is now for you to support the impeachment of Donald Trump. Everyone who retweets this agrees.

Kyler Murray, a Black Man, Was the Number One NFL Draft Pick. Trump Congratulated the Number Two Pick Instead - TIME apple.news/A-vlu5m9rQOas5…

Everyone in London is calling me a wanker! Some yell Trump is a wanker! I even overheard the queen say "Trump is a wanker." I asked Prince Harry what it means. He said wanker means "Very Smart President!" Love it! I'm a WANKER! I wish everyone called me a wanker! #TuesdayThoughts

BREAKING: 72 House Democrats and one House Republican now publicly support launching an impeachment inquiry against Trump. 🇺🇸 #AmericansForImpeachment #ImpeachmentInquiryNow axios.com/impeachment-ho…