John Early I LIVED for the “opportunity to design a custom accessory worn by Red Robin servers nationwide” that was a prize one year. The OPPORTUNITY, not even a sure thing......lived

me and the e cups I grew thanks to the placebo effect

listening to new roisin murphy

Olivia Rodrigo vs Roisin Murphy

chewed and left no crumbs! open.spotify.com/track/53nWVbHr…

the way this literally IS her best album

la la la la la i can’t hear what róisín murphy said about puberty blockers la la la la la

the funniest person that has ever went to nyu

she stumbles into these fleeting instances of cuntressry with the clumsiness & naïveté of a newborn foal

i am going to say something that should be concerning to modern feminism

[at the walgreens register buying a gatorade with two lipsticks in my pocket] “$3.80? wow, gatorade’s gotten expensive!”

i NEED to stop finding gay men sexually attractive…. i’m a woman now and it’s time i accept these 🚬s for who they are!

wearing tights with a romper… i narrowly avoided two bathroom emergencies today 😭

the fashion, the janet moves, the mauvais sang bowie scene…. oh this is a work of art

tweeting about got me started video as an iconic work of art and seeing the timeline tear him apart… two things can be true

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when i was in my early sub q estrogen era i would also play this exact song during my shots… hive mind