With the #WorldCup about to start, England need Beckham as some kind of teacher about impregnating opposition defences I think. #Beckham #england #teacher

Not tweeted much lately - been working on a fantastic #digitallearning project at L&R. Looking forward to the launch in the coming months.

When your wife has an Amazon addiction, your front porch starts to resemble shipping and receiving

Not tweeted in ages because I’ve been working on a project to implement an LMS Lohmann & Rauscher UK with Fuse. It’s been great launching such a social platform to such a keen audience. #learningtechnology

Spotted near #gatwick!! #drome #chaos #theresa #brexit #news

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Why now are they only just telling us about the Unicorn option for #Brexit? #gettheunicorns

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the room next door - Prince Andrew SHORT VERSION

#VAR has killed football yet again. Never ever would that goal be ruled out without it. Absolute disgrace #SHUWHU Premier League

An apology and Messrs Sullivan and Gold and Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge. MoS column here: dailymail.co.uk/sport/football… Daily Mail Sport

Why do I see Squidward whenever I see #DominicCummings?

Big thank you to @funandfries for the kind gesture this morning. Can’t wait to get back there for food and coffee.

This boils my blood. Spread this around. Enough is enough. #GSBOUT

Unbelievable service from Yodel by InPost Delivery Network. The driver realised it was an obvious present for our son a and knocked before he took it out of the van so not to spoil the surprise. #thankyou #christmas

#WhatOddsPaddy Euro2020 Final - sending off in Extra Time?

Utterly unacceptable from Virgin Bet to not honour a legitimate cash out because I didn’t check the money has been paid before the end of the matches. Very poor #virginbet #cashout

Sat on a Ryanair flight to Barcelona. Unfortunately everyone’s luggage is on its way to Berlin and apparently nothing can be done about it. #notagreatstart #nopants

Amazing customer service from @FatFace - winter coat with damaged stitching replaced with no fuss even after a year #thankyou #sopleased #meadowhall