Meanwhile in the real world, I’m listing all my possessions on eBay to fund my kids nursery fees 😂

Grown men on scooters = nonce

Still got the disk in my loft 👌🏻

Don’t let Joey Barton see this FFS he’ll blow his load all over his iPad.

Hednesford brought more to a friendly than half the away teams in the league last year 😂

Thought Josh Green was solid last night in the second half. Very vocal and commanding and an incredible goal line block. Got a juicy throw on him too. Get it done AFC Telford United ✍️

Anyone else spot the buck?

Imagine not knowing anything about football and stumbling across this banner down the high street

Cc: AFC Telford United

‘You asked’? Who the fuck asked for a reform 5 a side team? 😂

A stunning fan view of Mbuemo’s penalty miss that sent Grimsby into the next round, followed by wild pitch-invading celebrations.

Can confirm, lots of people think he’s a cunt, including me.

Ok, so on my headstone I want, ‘came 3rd in the most westerly parkrun in Europe’. Thanks.

Darlington FC Get in darlo! Very winnable game vs Telford. Let’s get into that first round

C’mon Telford fans, we’ve been moaning for ages about the shit beer at the ground so now we have something decent to drink, let’s drink it dry. They’ll do more then 👌🏻

Imagine getting this upset over something a man said on the internet 😂

35' DAR 0-4 TEL STENNOOOO!!

Keeping track of the AFC Telford United score be like

Get in Joshman 👌🏻

Flowing team move finished off by Remi Walker 😮‍💨 Watch live games from across all three divisions with NLTV on DAZN AFC Telford United | National League on DAZN