My camera gear gets to sit in the overhead bin in first class because the luggage in coach is full. Yeet 1%er life

If someone can show me where I can find a complete version of Pixar’s “Bao” online so I can show my dad, that’d be great. #pixar

We’re 92 days away from Thanksgiving Day. But even though there’s so much to be angry about today, what are some things you’re thankful for? Share it and encourage someone!

I’m not pro-Kaepernick, or pro-Nike, or anti NFL, or pro-you-must-stand-for-the-anthem, or whatever. But all these gatekeepers saying so-and-so isn’t true sacrifice or doubling down about what “true sacrifice” looks like can just suck an egg. #gatekeeper #Kaepernick

Ask yourself: "Why does an additional 'is' sneak in right behind the phrase, 'the thing is'?"

Whether you have a ping pong table folded up collecting dust in your garage, or if you have an ex that you still cringe at when you think about them -- I give you the same advice; let it go, man. let it go.

I’m at Costco and overheard an 8-yo girl tell her 4-yo sister, “the only reason I like Iron Man is because he’s old.”

Is there a better way to see people's true colors than a potluck event? Like, man, I don't know who you are at all. THAT'S what you brought?

I miss mazzy star

.Jim Rome “I bet you probably won’t say it again.” “I bet I do.”

Only boring people get bored. (Parents, free to use this on your kids.)

#PS4share

Wait. How is it June?

You sound frustrated by this.

.Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 would approve!

This is quite something.

I’m a Niner fan so Joe and Jerry and Steve and Terrell are dear to me. But Tom Brady is the greatest football player of all time. this is not open for debate.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

.Tim Stratton hey Tim check out Joe Rogan and Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI talk about free will and determinism here. Could be a fun blog post for you open.spotify.com/episode/6gYom1…