Thinking ab how you still aren’t back in Oregon so you left us no choice. 😭

Taking a moment to channel my inner emilyetaylor here, because the algorithm fed me this gem.

This tracks. 🤣

“I ordered a pool, not a Prius!”

.Harry The Husky kept dying outside of Pallet Town to a level 3 Pidgey so to be fair even if it was he still wouldn’t have any.

“I ordered macaroni AND cheese, this is clearly cheese ON macaroni. Please have the chef remake it.” -Harry, probably

The wearing black because it’s a Trojan funeral bit was straight up cold.

Husky Hate Week, after Christmas and March Madness, is truly the most wonderful time of the year. 😆

I did not have Li’l Jon performing on a Toys R Us float on my Thanksgiving parade bingo card, but… welp. Here we are. 🤷‍♂️

…and with that I fully understand the impact Phil Vischer had on me by creating an animated series with vegetables without limbs because can you imagine Junior Asparagus this jacked? 🫠 (I know this is a broccoli but still)

Really disappointed in Walmart for posting a Cyber Monday deal that was allegedly in three different stores locally, but stocked so low that all three ran out and the item they had in stock was a slightly different SKU at twice the price. Reeks of false advertising.

He uh Fortnite Status should this be happening? Xbox series X.

Hey Fortnite Status what gives? I’m ranked but tourney says I’m not?

Hey WM — you might tell your chat center to check their definition of “a few” minutes because last time I checked 45 seconds is less than one. I was 11th in line and literally stepped away to put a cup away and before I could finish typing she was gone.

Okay but why specifically did you not want to share it with the entire state of Oregon?

Chief inspector: the victim was shot with a small caliber automatic pistol. (30 minutes later) Murder suspect during the flashback to the murder: (shoots the victim twice with a small caliber revolver) I love the old Poirot series, but come on man. 🤣

If nothing else, season 2 of the Night Manager has taught me that I would watch Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie act across the table from each other in a tense PTA board meeting or reading pages from the phone book because they’re positively brilliant any time they’re on screen.

Just got done watching the Muppet Show special and… honestly, was originally kind of apprehensive because of Seth Rogen’s involvement as EP but was pleasantly surprised. It hit all the right nostalgia notes, but felt like a modern continuation.