Dr Andrew Kolodny's Thoughts (@andrewkolodnyc) 's Twitter Profile
Dr Andrew Kolodny's Thoughts

@andrewkolodnyc

Commentary account to parody the absurd statements that @AndrewKolodny makes about Chronic Pain Patients representing @thehellerschool @BrandeisU & @SupportPROP

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The #pain from a paper cut is the same as the pain after #surgery. Patients asking for #Opioids are obviously suffering from #OUD and should be given #Suboxone.

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I'm officially petitioning the American Society of Anesthesiologists and the #FDA to start using mindfulness and acupuncture to eliminate the need for #opioids during surgery.

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All #chronicpain patients should be forced off of their #opioids immediately, regardless of the #FDA's warning. The #DEA needs to realize that #opiates should be scheduled the same as heroin.

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A 2018 study found 25% of ED patients received #opioids. They also found that patients who got more #opioids were more likely to become addicted. They should have been sent home and told to take aspirin and a shot of whiskey to sleep off the #pain.

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The Oregon Health Authority should not back down from it's plans to stop all treatment of #ChronicPain patients - most are gaming the system anyway. The only medications these patients should receive are anti-depressants and Tylenol!

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#ChronicPain is not real! All #chonicpain patients are addicts and pawns of the pharmaceutical industry. If #Tylenol is not enough for your #pain, you don't deserve to see a #doctor for treatment - you are obviously a drug-seeker.