People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I want to meet this bridge jumping friend parents keep complaining about 🙄

I love the fact that Federer has no unnecessary theatrics. Always humble. Always calm. Always great. #Wimbledon #FEDAL40

wish I could have asked "who all gonna b there" before I was born

Would you rather

Would you rather sleep without a pillow for a year, only be able to eat 2 min noodles for a year, or not be able to wear shoes for a year?

Nutritionist: you should eat 1200 calories a day Me: okay, and how many at night?

Shazam but for if people have critical thinking skills or not.

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My high school English teacher posted this on Fb. 🙌

Why must they attack us so

Twitter culture is reading something like this and waiting for the sarcastic or the very off brand line that would have made this funny and being disappointed when you don't come across it.

They ain't lying

It's1998. You just came home from school. Time for some Alley Cat.

What do boundaries feel like? - It is not my job to fix others - I don't have to anticipate the needs of others - It is okay if others get angry - It is not my job to take responsibility for others - It is my job to make me happy - I have a right to my own feelings

You heard him

"Only the good die." - Jung

Which friends should you take to dinner? .. Your taste buds 😶

It's okay Spotify, I am too.