Cannot believe some of you still think this guy is clever honestly this isn't even evo psych this is just admitting you're bad at being alive.

new communist kebab shop in deptford sounds too good to be true tbh

Great news for music bores, aspiring music bores, people who are tedious about guitars and other assorted cool people. (This is my favourite podcast, it's perfect) (I live in hope of a Faith No More episode).

Lol. Lmao.

I know we all know the met are the worst but the knowledge that one of them ruined a whole fridge’s worth of evidence in sexual assault cases by putting their *lunch* in it might be the thing that finally tips me over the edge theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/m…

This is ideal masculinity. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

A short thread on hawthorn blossom, why we only perceive a small part of the true beauty of the flowering world, and how looking at flowers helps us to understand the minds of insects. (1/10)

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.

I was at this show on Saturday and now it's Monday and I still can't think directly about it without welling up. Simply the most electric, uniting, life-affirming performance I've ever had the tremendous fortune to witness. Unforgettable.

Me: I hope my dog’s doing ok while I’m away for so long. My dog:

Me: I have to get a sensible new car before the ULEZ expansion kicks in Also me: What if instead we got this little weird guy

James Murphy’s drops require more runway than an A380.

Hiking outside the UK can be one of the most powerful ways of understanding how naturally impoverished the British landscape is, particularly the high places and uplands. A thread following a trip to the Alps which vividly reminded me of what we're missing. 🧵

Look at my parents go! 47 years! Truly an amazing team, forever each other's biggest cheerleader. Here's to another 47 years of mimosas on holidays with your children xx

Get crabbed idiot