I just love me some sass -- and "old" Brad Pitt has been bringing it. bit.ly/2O8S7s1

Never in my life have I been able to spell rythym rythem rethym rhythem RHYTHM. Thank you autocorrect. Thank you spellcheck.

Just realized there is a perfect placed F-bomb in Demi's uncensored #Anyone. F yeah! 👏

This quote on Chris Hemsworth in #Extraction: "...it seemed like the more dirt and blood we put on him, the more handsome he was. So we failed there." 🤣bit.ly/2vFFvCq

I can tell who's NOT going to be watching. THIS GIRL. I already have enough anxiety k thanks. bit.ly/2PIoXkc

Bored in the house in the house bored? bit.ly/3bsbdmA

"CAN SOMEBODY COME WIPE FOR ME!?" Just another day in the office folks.

Help me. I like a Bieber song! bit.ly/3hJ79Az

Glad I started watching #SchittsCreek a couple months ago. I finally get it. #Emmys2020

WHY IS THERE NO FLY EMOJI?

Christmas music. Goo Goo Dolls. I really like it. #sorrynotsorry bit.ly/37dOiME

Hell to the no. bit.ly/3qV4UPz

My husband sends me ONE TikTok then I lose an hour of my life.

OK but I was definitely waiting for all the dancers to all break out into the #blindinglights TikTok dance which would have been amazing. #SuperBowl

When there’s 6+ inches of snow and your husband says “I have an idea.”

My #Oscars look is inspired by a certain nominee. 👀

All this #Oscars red carpet glam and I still have ZERO desire to trade my slippers for heels.

It’s race day!!! #indy500

For anyone who might need to hear it: YOU STILL NEES SUNSCREEN TODAY. #indy500

I guess I'm the only one who thinks #CliffordTheBigRedDog is cute. bit.ly/2UWgRdk