My dog hates fireworks (he served in Iraq)

i'm sort of like a chameleon's chameleon

Grok has fled to Argentina

well they're still around aren't they?

Do you think people who eat meat don’t eat fruit and vegetables

We had to have a closed casket funeral for my grandpa. He died peacefully he’s just really ugly

I'm really paranoid about paranoia. Like what if I start getting scared?

Good. Fuck her

if i were a pilot and the passengers clap after i land the plane I'd go back in the air and be like "ok fine one last song"

Andrew schulz looks like a mix between a Jewish guy from the 40s and the nazi who killed him

There isn’t enough female representation in heart attacks

You don’t say

as if people won't be able to immediately tell

This is just 70km from where they’re murdering and starving 2m people. The land these settlers lounge and swim on was seized after Palestinians were forcibly removed. Knowing the history of this place and the ongoing genocide should fill you with rage every second of every day.

We need ushers!!!

The design allows all of the prisoners to be observed by a single officer without the inmates knowing whether or not they are being watched. This is not cute, this is a system of surveillance and control

i would never assume office because that's how you make an ass out of u and me office

i think i speak for everyone when i say that we want the new logo back!