Me singing both parts of exile

happy mother’s day to the mother from Barbarian 😭

Me bc I keep getting “sis” and “homie” Diet Cokes and I want PARTNER 😩

HoW cAn YoU IdEnTifY As CatHoLiC aNd AgNoStIC ???????? ThAt DoEsNt MaKe SeNsE!!!!!! - Men on Hinge that I wouldn’t even have enough energy to greet in the real world

If the beginning of the lion king doesn’t make you burst into uncontrollable sobs… then good for you, can’t relate

My 25 year old coworker said the first time she heard baby one more time was when Chad Michael Murray sang it in Freaky Friday and wow, just please someone come get this generation

UPDATE, I just bought two 24 packs and they were all Bro 🙂

Is it bad I never stopped listening to reputation 😬

Oh to be doing this with zaira alejandra waiting to see a Walter Elias Company film or something scary >>>>>

Heaththrow airport always reminds me I’m poor

“Wow, Americans are the worst” - Me in foreign countries

Viendo Chespirito, me resulta gracioso que, mientras el resto del elenco se parece bastante a los originales, Doña Florinda es interpretada por una mujer de belleza tan deslumbrante porque solo así le podrías hacer entender a la audiencia que media Vecindad quería con ella jsjsk

paying an etsy witch for a spell to give J.K. Rowling uncontrollable diarrhea

I would boycott American Eagle but I don’t think I’ve set foot inside since 2004 🤔

Me watching my parents fight when I was little

Virgos on tiktok being like okaaay Leos we can take it from here… sure have at it buddy, what are we doing? Budgeting? Cleaning obsessively? ☺️

Wow summer I turned pretty, never had a switch up like like team Jeremiah to Team I hope you all get the plague and die

Seeing a Clayton Echard dance video during a difficult time would be the last straw before going completely into psychosis

Is Iger sweating profusely from all this backstage content on tiktok from ex cast members LMAO 🤣 bless my 2010 blackberry & it’s limited abilities

Okayyyy man’s best friend 🙂‍↕️🤌🏻 Zero skips ☝🏼🙂‍↔️