Opening with a quote from BEYONCÉ? YAS QUEEN(s) 🐝

.The Daily Show What do you think the Trump twitter hacker really said to Dutch authorities?? “Yoooo you guys gotta see this. Can’t make this shit up. The password’s Maga2020! LOL DED.”

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And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

It really saddens me to know that my future kiddos will read about Trump and study the today’s disturbing and disrespectful events at the Capitol in their history books.

Been resorting to retail therapy but got even more anxiety post ‘final sale’ purchases

A REFUND LOL

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Another HUGE announcement and win for BGV! Can't wait to hear more from @iamshellybell live USCCFBiz4Good's #IWD2021 festivities. Join the conversation on March 5: bit.ly/3bnw3Xd #USCCFwomen

"Women’s equal leadership and representation is the game changer we need." United Nations Secretary-General António Guterres outlined his major priorities for 2021, including #COVID19 and "perhaps the greatest human rights challenge: gender equality." ow.ly/Iik850DpjlA

If girls can dream it, they can do it! Happy International Day of Women and Girls in Science! #WomenInScience

If you like piña coladas and getting caught on a plane

Cool, cool. Just put it on my tab.

Dear women and girls, On #IWD2021 and every day, we want you to know that you are capable of more than you know. Harness the power within and pursue leadership roles in all spaces of society. Happy International Women's Day! #GenerationEquality

Did the power just go out in Capitol Hill or did I just forget to pay the bill for my block, again?

I 💗 Symone loving Reggie, Reggie loving Reggie, and all of the related iterations of her self love 🦊🦊#DragRace

"I would not call today’s verdict justice, however — because justice implies true restoration. But it is accountability, which is the first step towards justice," says Minnesota AG Keith Ellison after a jury found Derek Chauvin guilty on all three counts trib.al/x4DBvGY

Our #TCSLwP grad, Abhishek Bhattacharya, is dedicated to mentoring entrepreneurs through our #PitchforPurpose program. He supported 2 of the competition’s finalists Humble Help & Patientory, Inc. on their startups that leverage tech for social good! #TCSEmpowers

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