fandoms are so serious nowadays like girl we are playing make believe we are inventing scenarios we are making our dolls kiss relax and have some whimsy

Did I love the book? Yes. Do I remember anything about it? Lmao no.

great news: two weeks after getting COVID and ending up in the hospital, my husband is well enough to go back to normal activites hilarious news: upon returning to work today, he has a coworker who's wife reads dramione and said coworker is now trying to figure out my username

“It would have been better if—” no “Update soon I cant wait any longer” no “This is too short” no “I dont like—” no no no no no

wrap it up folks this is The Tweet

We really do need to bring old fandom terms back. Especially squick. You can dislike something without accusing the creator of being morally bankrupt.

are you gonna sink your fangs into my neck or what bro

happy raccoon day to all who celebrate

i could work. or I could export and update all my reading data for the last nine years into storygraph instead

the only non romance book I will be reading this year

Anyone want age gap / older Draco with a beard? 👀 (If anyone wants to drabble, feel free!)

Sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot." Sorry again.

reading a published romance novel where the author uses the word "unalived" in a serious context

I can usually ignore small typos, but come on

it's time

them: you should play music for your unborn baby that way they can recognize a specific song once they’re out in the world me: hey Siri play “no hands” by wocka flocka flame