Doing my part to support for game ✋🏽 Yanks in ✋🏽✌🏽#WorldSeries #WorldSeries2024

I got up to get a beer & everything went to shit. No more beer. Ever.

Happy Halloween! Someone could literally rise from the dead in front of me today & it still wouldn’t be as scary as last night.

This has been me all day.

Holy shit I was going to be good tonight but this highlight hit the city sun & said “act tf up!”

A homless man on the street just yelled at me so aggressively “YOU ARE MY WIFE” and honestly that’s the directness I need yall men to come at me with bc I’m tired of wasting my time

My version of Sex in The City: just me being in the city 💋🍷

I feel it in my legs

What time is it?

Watching the NYC marathon happening around me on TV while I’m deathly hungover has me rethinking my life choices.

I actually like when it gets darker quicker when it’s cold out so I can feel better about going to bed earlier 🤭

How does 1 glass of Pinot Grigio keep turning in to 5?!?!?!

I’m not making my flight

So I’m staying one more night. Someone buy me a drink

Who is that absolute monster of a man that put his hands on my quarterback?! Jeeezus

How bout a touchdown here

I’m in mega bitch mode today so please nobody fucking try me bc I will hurt your feelings. Also, if you don’t vote you’re a fucking loser 🇺🇸. Also, also, if you try to pull some left or right bullshit on this post I will not hesitate to block you. Do that at the polls 🖕🏽

You dumb fucks don’t even realize I could literally agree with your opinion & still block you for doing what I asked you not to. I don’t need followers & certainly don’t need people following me who are slow of understanding stupid fucks.

I need you to be this level of serious when talking about getting him back!