she is everything

So many people commenting on WGA strike stuff with “it’s like this in every profession though” and yeah babe!!! It’s almost like capitalism is horrendous and doesn’t give a shit about it’s workers?!?!?!? Weird!!!!

It’s literally so hard to do anything at all!!If you are out there doing a thing you are a hero and deserve a million dollars!!!!

Everyone please send prayers to my adult boyfriend who I sent to the plant store to get fertilizer and advice on one our sick plants!!!! He said the experience is “his nightmare”

I’m not an old person but the other day i told my 20 year old neighbor i liked her pants and she looked at me for a minute and then said “yeah i really like them too” and went upstairs.

My fav part of coming home and visiting Boston is seeing a grown man in full Paul Revere/revolutionary war getup smoking a Winston and walking into a Dunks

And, once again, The Onion

For anyone unfollowing me bc I’m vocally against the genocide of a whole population of people y’all should’ve seen how annoying i was in college

the way in which i watched this man at an outdoor comedy show in los angeles do a 20 minute crowd work bit that was mostly him yelling at a girl in audience for not ad-libbing funny enough lines

Always following In Amy Schumer’s footsteps

absolutely nothing more demoralizing than a middle aged mom on FB marketplace declining your offer for her wooden trinket shelf. grow the fck up susan and sell me your garbage for a reasonable price!!!!

the wellness journal i bought for this year doesn’t even have enough little moon symbols to fill in for the amount of sleep i get in a night. it’s min 10 hours babe. i’m trying to find ways to be awake less this year actually

there’s no one emotionally stronger or more delusional to me than white women who post videos of themselves ruining antique wooden furniture by painting it ikea white/grey. i’m constantly in awe!!!!

my view of homeless people changed forever when i learned that more than half of them were foster kids who aged out of the system and were left with no family or resources.

This is at UCLA, where pro-genocide protestors are shooting explosives at sleeping students in the Gaza solidarity encampment. There has been no coverage of the *documented* violence, racism and harassment by Zionists against students across SoCal campuses.

🚨CALL TO ACTION: ALL OUT TO UCLA🚨 The UCLA encampment needs MASS community support NOW to defend against these zionist attacks & the UCLA complicity. Come out in solidarity & DEMAND that UCLA protect its students & fulfil the demands of the encampment. For Palestine, For Gaza!

and the award for “group of men most likely to date r*pe” goes to

unfortunately for my haters my recent suffering has only made me more beautiful, gentle, and understanding