Just get the apocalypse over with already. 🫩🤦‍♂️

Ladies! Learn! Men need sex! You need sex! Cut the shit!

So many people have lost the ability to write. Soon, spelling errors will be praised and welcomed over this ⬇️

There are too many bosses in this world and not enough leaders. Nobody wants to lead from the front. They only want to shout marching orders from behind. Most people are too afraid to lead by example. They would much rather exempt themselves from the rules they apply to others.

Being fat can kill you AND others. Stop being fat.

Mama! I made it! 🙌

I learned some disturbing info yesterday. If you are a man in the UK, you need to ask yourself 2 questions.. Are you prepared to die protecting your family and defending your home? Are you prepared to kill and go to jail protecting your family and defending your home? With

It's not a good day on X unless you piss off the liberals. Im having a great day! 😁

No, it's sex. Flower & chocolates > ladies Sex & sandwich > men

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They would all be unconscious. When hyenas surround and attack a lioness, we'll...

He says the phrase: "I can't be bothered"

🎯🎯 2 for 2. Keep it up. Their may be hope for you yet, Matthew.

You know what offends me? Rape gangs! But no arrests are being made for that! I LIKE BACON.

The UK is about to live out its own version of 300.

A man I spoke to recently told me that he loves sleep so much that when he wakes up in the morning, he can't wait to go back to bed. He daydreams of going back to bed. And hes telling me about it with a smile on his face as if its great and desperate for me to relate. I could

It comes from pigs 🐖🚓 and tastes amazing!

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Today i was asked by an overweight man with gout (who's my age), why i don't drink or smoke (anymore). Before I could answer, he said, "You're a very disciplined guy!" This caught me off guard as that was what I was gunna say to him. I just gave him one of these..