Queen Elizabeth II alive, rumors of her death denied bnonews.com/index.php/2022…

Kamala Harris said WHAT?!

Very long line here. Not sure what that means for turnout.

I will channel my frustration in the things I can't change into motivation for the things I can. Recently I've been making an effort to read more and exercise more, and whenever I am tempted to doom scroll I will do that instead. You're going to see less of me online for a while.

American flag in the style of Venice

Snoopy is the most famous dog in the world. And he's giving a live performance of his theme song. This is like the dog version of being at a Michael Jackson concert in 1987. "It's not that fire bro 😭😭". Uh...yes it is. Please respect that little guy's culture

Objective ranking of the 5 most iconic cities in America: 1.) Hartford, Connecticut 2.) New Haven, Connecticut 3.) Bridgeport, Connecticut 4.) Waterbury, Connecticut 5.) New Britain, Connecticut

Today I walked passed a bar that I noticed had an Irish flag in front of it. I immediately broke down into panic that America is being invaded, and begged the police to tear gas and beat everyone inside. The woksters might be offended, but this is how us normal folk think.

Donald Trump talking about arresting Gavin Newsom is a massive threat to our nation that could set the dangerous precedent of Gavin Newsom seeming cool.

IT'S NOT CALLED "ABUNDANCE PILL" OR "GROWTH POLICY" IT'S CALLED YIMBY AND YOU READ ABOUT IT FROM GAY PEOPLE WITH PICREW AVATARS

Jubilee but it’s 20 drs who think this is dumb vs one who thinks it’s medically necessary

My sources are telling me Trump had Hulk Hogan killed because Hogan had threatened to reveal the truth about him.

I hate the term "out of touch coastal liberal elitists." It conflates our respectable East Coast elitists with the new-money tech riff raff in California. They're entirely different types of weird.

Very few people in human history have made conscious decisions, fully knowing how many people they were killing, as Luke Farritor and the DOGE gang They will go down the bottom pits of any existing hell and it’s a shame they won’t be treated with the same scorn as genociders

It would be really funny if this was the Senate Result on Election night, and we had no idea who would control the chamber until the RCV rounds were tabulated.

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“Aren’t you a left wing extremist?” “No, I’m just a normal liberal from 1789”

I'm worried my friends might be developing a parasocial relationship towards me. How do I explain to them that the persona they hang out with is simply a character that I'm playing who happens to have the same name as myself, and they've never actually met me?