Donald Trump should release his tax returns or shut up about corruption.

god it felt good to vote for Joe Biden

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

Damn, Pennsylvania, Nevada and Georgia really just ✨ghosted us✨ like that.

I’m almost exclusively getting engagement ring ads and at this point it feels like a cruel joke

I can’t believe this is real

Sports!

I have gotten a ridiculous number of plants in the mail this week and I don’t have a single regret

today’s level of anxiety: crying into my salad

not me crying for the ?????th day in a row

today’s mood: crying during my lunch break

Imagine getting in a time machine to 1989 and trying to explain this image to someone.

evil doesn’t die. it reinvents itself.

a black dog, a tattooed golden retriever and a stolen keylime green dog walk into a bar

you deserve prison but you won’t get time

most of the time i can’t but i’m trying

Dear Twitter Activists who are out here making demands of a certain star and then threatening to unstan if said celebrity does not meet your demands... Do us all a favor and just unstan already! Also, how is it always one of you weirdos that uses her face as your pfp? Get a life!

You look like Taylor Swift

#TSTheErasTour

If you signed up for our league, the hard deadline to join on the app is TONIGHT AT 11:59PM EST After this time, your spot in your league will be forfeited & will be replaced. This is the LAST chance you will have to join your league as drafts start up tomorrow: