Practice prime rib makes perfect prime rib #fulltiltholidaymode @ New Lenox, Illinois instagram.com/p/B4557xcgpCi/…

Ah yes, today feels like a wonderful day to examine the various intricacies of some 100+ health insurance plans while also trying to figure out our combined self employed prospective income for 2020. Such a great experience. (All I want for Xmas is #UniversalHealthCoverage 😫)

I love relationship posts that are like "It's been four years with this guy! i love you so much babe. yeah it's hard sometimes, and yeah we fight a lot, and there are a lot of ups and downs, and it's not always the best, and, in fact, it's rarely "good"

I call on @Twitter to suspend the account of Donald J. Trump for inciting violence.

I imagine there will be a lot of single clap then rub your hands together actions when this is said

Ah yes I grew you this pillow

🎶LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH ⁣ AND THIS YOUTUBE AD FROM NICKELBACK⁣ WATCH AT LEAST 3 SECONDS OF THIS ISH⁣ AND THEN ITS BACK TO BINGING WITH BABISH 🎶

I'm doing a thing!!! Join us Weds on clubhouse for “Food Photography and Instagram” with Apoorva Dew, Heather Barnes, and @kirbymekler. Wednesday, Feb 24 at 12:00 PM CST on Follow @Clubhouse. Join us! joinclubhouse.com/event/MEwK0bRy

Is calling a coffee with cream and sugar “regular” a normal thing, or a New England thing?

Friendsgiving, but make it #bridgerton 🍍🦃 💐 ⁣ ⁣ Recent work for #netflix 📸 @ New Lenox, Illinois instagram.com/p/CWwQrStv9T9/…

Listen I JUST found out that keeping the title of my car in my glove box is a bad idea. And I own a whole ass business. We can’t all be great at everything folks.

Unless directly asked, never chime into a story to interject your youth at the time of said events. “College party? I was in kindergarten!” No one cares, young Madison. You’ll be the old ass lady telling stories soon enough.

I PICKED AN AFFORDABLE CARE ACT HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN AND DIDN’T CRY. With a week to spare. It’s a Christmas healthcare miracle #whytho

You’ve heard of Sad Girl Autumn but have you had Melancholy Lady Holiday yet? ⁣ ⁣ This Taylor Swift album never goes out of style ♥️⁣ ⁣ #red #redtaylorsversion #sadgirlautumn #alltoowell

Just posted a photo @ New Lenox, Illinois instagram.com/p/CXZhi48PwXt/…

Just posted a photo @ New Lenox, Illinois instagram.com/p/CXenaD3vi24/…

Just posted a photo @ New Lenox, Illinois instagram.com/p/CXob5t0FN68/…

S A T U R D A Y 🔥 Classic bloodies shot for @steeldustvodka @ New Lenox, Illinois instagram.com/p/CctFCTsPFjJ/…

S A T U R D A Y 🔥 Classic Bloodies shot for @steeldustvodka @ New Lenox, Illinois instagram.com/p/CctFumdvAfT/…

Shot this, appropriately, at midnight. An ode to an album I can’t stop spinning, an era I feel so connected to, a color story I couldn’t wait to tell. How many little Taylor Swift #midnights Easter eggs can you spot?