The truth is, none of this is going to make any difference. Matt Hancock and the rest of the cabinet could be caught having an orgy with monks and the Tories would STILL be as popular as they are. None of this matters until we accept our democracy is broken.

Ben & Jerry’s will end sales of our ice cream in the Occupied Palestinian Territory. Read our full statement: benjerrys.co/3wZZLst

So excited about this! Great British Bake Off star Ali Imdad is opening a tea room and patisserie in Leicester - and he’s revealed all the details to LeicestershireLive 👇#Leicester #comingsoon Ali Imdad #GBBO leicestermercury.co.uk/whats-on/food-…

We’ve had a sneak peek! 👇👀 LeicestershireLive Ali Imdad #Leicester #newopening #cocoabyali leicestermercury.co.uk/whats-on/food-…

I wonder if Instagram influencers are already typing up a motivational quote about how Instagram being down has helped them realise what's important in life, whilst simultaneously choosing that perfect looking-out-on-sunset-in-bikini pic to match.

War is sad when it affects white people.

The tweet I never wanted to write. The time has come to say goodbye. 5 years to prepare, doesn’t make it any easy. I’m under hospice at home care, & I’m spending my time surrounded by my family. Please buy me a 🍷 to see me out and raise vitial funds. bowelbabe.org ❤️

I’m putting this out there, I want a very brilliant and hungry writing partner for my incredible drama. Because of the subject matter I’d prefer it was a woman and someone who has knowledge of power dynamics within some Asian families. Personal experience is key. You there 👀

Things have been hectic so I feel like I haven’t been shouting about the fact I have a book coming out NEXT WEEK???? (Ok so I myself only realised how soon it was yesterday) So of course, I will now spam you with WHY IS NOBODY LAUGHING? trivia for a whole week

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

These are the billionaires we keep feeding. It's time *we* eat.

I hope they have a 'bake a cake with no money' episode

Just a casual reminder that it's very possible to be vehemently opposed to the monarchy, and still behave like a decent human being. That's all. #QueenElizabeth

We will never see a Queen of England in our lifetimes again. I'm glad I got to meet her in mine.

I lasted about as long on Great British Bake Off as Liz Truss did as Prime Minister. I came 9th.

Ronaldo may be a goat, but today was Eid Al-Adha. 🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🔥🔥🔥

Ive written a YA/teen book & Ive made sure Brown voices, queer voices & other marginalised voices are heard in it. Not only is it an important book (less than 1% YA books written by brown men) its also a DAMN GOOD BOOK. It's now out on sub so PLZ SAY A PRAYER IT GETS PICKED UP!

Bring Shamima Begum home. She's British. She needs to be tried as a Brit. I don't care how unpopular this argument is - it's the right one 👇 youtube.com/watch?v=RnYpLY…

Please apply with your CV, cover letter and salary expectations to Silvia Molteni [email protected] by the end of September. #Hiring #JobOpening #PublishingJobs #BookJobsUK #LiteraryAgent #LitAgent #AgentLife #ChildrensBooks #KidLit #YAPublishing #YAfiction #MiddleGrade

every now and then I remember I became more well-known for receiving racist insults than for being on GBBO lol