Maybe I dyed my hair and got a fringe to cover my ever creasing forehead, or maybe I dyed my hair and got a fringe so no one in the street recognises me when I have a mask on. WE SHALL NEVER KNOW.

I used to struggle to go to sleep because of all my thoughts about the state of the world, but now I just worry about ✨Christmas presents✨ OH THE JOY OF THE CHANGING OF THE SEASONS

Can anyone give me a good book recommendation?? I'm looking for a detective-y, mystery, crime book, not too heavy heavy (because we're in a pandemic) and with a bit of comedy?? Also, not all poetic and complex, I ain't a good reader. My fav is Case Histories, by Kate Atkinson

There are some times when I realise I haven't fully caught up with modern technology. One of those is that whenever I see an aerial shot in a tv show I still think "why did they go to all that trouble hiring a helicopter for these basic shots"

For some reason I've decided to watch "The Prom" to distract myself from digging out a splinter. I wonder which one will cause the most pain?

The idea of a "role model" is toxic. No one is perfect and no one should have that kind of pressure put upon them.

I do take some comfort in the thought that Boris Johnson wanted to be prime minister for so long and he’s just having the worst time

Boris Johnson promising Christmas

I just learnt that eggnog actually has egg in and I am DISGUSTED.

A silver bracelet of sentimental value to my family was lost yesterday on The Downs, Bristol between 1:30pm and 2:30pm. This is the route we walked. It was last seen in a video taken at the line that starts in middle of the field. Please share and keep an eye out ❤️

Make it make sense RuPaul's Drag Race UK

Spent my morning flat searching, and it seems my new favourite word is "bleak".

The only reason I'm annoyed about Prince Harry leaving the royal family is that I had a "don't show me news about the royal family" block on my phone news feed. And now Harry and Meghan have been able to slip through that. And I STILL DON'T WANT NEWS ABOUT THEM. I DON'T CARE.

men saying “i’ve been scared to walk alone in the dark too??” yeah....Because of other men

Enjoying the sunshine in a park today? Here’s a thought: take your rubbish home you fucking skank!

Got very excited today whilst presenting a planetarium show as it was at the same time as the partial eclipse and the plano was showing it! Expressed and explained this excitement! Remembered I was presenting to a group of 3 year olds. Not one person cared 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Out of all the things we've faced these past few years, I don't know why I'm surprised my work caught fire. I mean it just makes sense at this point?

We live in a grotesquely unequal society that concentrates wealth, status & power in the hands of a few. Real patriotism is about building a society that cares for each other and cares for all.