As from Monday 17th September 2019, I shall swear an Affidavit to start telling the TRUTH at all times.

Who told you that Sowore carried no weapons? Do you know what he was hiding inside his orange Beret? Our Security agents found razor blade, scissors and toothpick. These are dangerous weapons that can be used to overthrow serious Governments like ours Please be guided.

Former President Goodluck Jonathan truly deserves national apologies, from those who’ve lowered the bar for his successor.

So you didn’t know that running a country was hard when you were calling President Jonathan unprintable names. Suddenly, with Buhari in charge, you’ve become a philosopher of decorum and preaching that public service is a rocket science. You don’t see your partisan bias, do you?

My Good sir, this apology to Jonathan is uncalled for and provocative. PMB has raised the bar in so many areas. We raised poverty levels, we raised inflation, we raised status of Kidnappers, we raised the capacity of Boko Haram - they have drones now. We will do more insha Allah.

When I enter a place and I'm asked to "Say the Truth and shame the Devil." x.com/rudebwoy_lamz/…

Alhaji Lai Mohammed Between the brain behind this parody handle and that of perosident Buhari I no know who funny pass.🤣🤣👍

If Alhaji Atiku Abubakar wins at the Supreme Court, I will resume at my Office naked the next day. Save this.

On behalf of my President, I commend your team for helping us eat Atiku's money. By the time Supreme Court ruling finally helps your eye clear, you will see the light and come chop life in our Government with your brother Seun Onigbinde. x.com/DokunOjomo/sta…

We have told Boko Haram that they have been degraded & technically defeated but the nuisance among them refuse to listen. They keep buying new weapons. We call on all Northern Governors with experience in meeting Bandits inside Bush to assist FG and meet with Shekau in Sambisa.

We observed attempts by PDP to spite our VP and claim PMB has demoted him~It's untrue. Since only One staff attends to Villa Toilets and Gardens, PMB felt VP's expertise was needed to support that staff, hence NEMA burden was lifted. We don't want to kill Tolu Ogunlesi, MON with work.

The Memo stating VP Osinbajo's core job functions and deliverables for Aso Villa Toilet sanitation are on my Desk awaiting Mr President's approval. Be rest assured that our amiable VP will do a great job. x.com/realFFK/status…

Was exposing my N13m loan request to NBC part of your secret investigation? Just be disgracing sombori upandan. x.com/lindaikeji/sta…

RT if you agree that I have the sexiest lips in Africa.

Iz not every time Bag of rice, Agege bread and exchange rate. Read World Bank Report and forget your sorrows. x.com/LeadershipNGA/…