q mi voto valga lo mismo q el de gente q sube un selfie a chatgpt para q le haga una caricatura trabajando

ever since i was a little girl i knew i belonged to the depths of ocean

le piden a chatgpt que los retrate porque nunca conocieron la calidez del verdadero amor es decir tener amigas otakus que te dibujen

I'm half unstoppable force on my dad's side and half immovable object on my mom's side

This way she talks about her lips, to world suffering, to an English album, and God in one sentence is sending me 💀

I’ve got a week to decide how Catholic I’m going to be this Lent.

as a mexican, I need my sundays free

just remembered that the NYT now charges for the mini crossword 😔

Happy birthday to my favourite of all the haters, Charles Darwin

What I look like naked is between me and my neighbor across from my window

selena quintanilla performing a cover of janet jackson’s “what have you done for me lately” at the miller outdoor theater in houston, texas (1988)

first in my bloodline to have bieber fever

El kpop le debe todo a los cultura de los negros

The Irish blood in my veins enjoys seeing a royal in handcuffs it’s genetic.

amalaya dejar la adicción al celular loco

why does nobody want to do jury duty. i want to do jury duty

Pero sigan alabando la narcocultura pendejos idiotas

creo que solo hasta que abran la melissaratos cerca de mi casa conoceré la felicidad no joke