As it warms up outside, don’t miss Grumpy Candle Co’s spring collection! Some lovely nature-y smells and great additions to Easter baskets for grown-ups! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/sp…

My big ol’ clearance blowout is in its final days as I finish reorganizing my workshop and want to get some inventory outta here! Make ‘em fly! And check out my Spring lineup while you’re at it, there’s still time to get Jelly Beans by Easter. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/cl…

I haven’t had time this summer to promo my candles or any such thing, but it’s a nice, cool day and I’m ready to move on. Use coupon code RIPSUMMER to get 30% off the Spring and Summer Collections on orders $30 or above. grumpycandlecompany.com

My RIPSUMMER discount code is still live for 30% off all Spring/Summer fragrances! grumpycandlecompany.com

I’m shipping out all current orders tomorrow, so if you’re quick, you might get to receive yours pretty damn fast!

Pouring my Fall/Holiday fragrances while praying the cats don’t involve themselves and taint my work with cat hair.

I still have some photography etc work to do, but my Fall/Holiday collection is technically up! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/ho…

Blog post about the new fall/holiday collection and upcoming stuff because apparently I’m meant to write these. grumpycandlecompany.com/blogs/news/fal…

Oh heck, it’s National Coffee Day. Get 15% off the Cafe & Bakery Collection with code COFFEEDAY at checkout. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/ca…

I’m feeling much better, so I’m pouring candles today. For the fun of it, here’s a mini flash sale while I work: use code CANDLEDAY at checkout for 10% off. It does work on Fall/Holiday items! grumpycandlecompany.com

I released carpet freshener. I also released my fall/holiday fragrances. And you can get carpet freshener in some of my fall/holiday fragrances, like Cookies For Santa! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/carpe…

All current orders have been shipped, if not already delivered. So if you haven’t ordered your fall/holiday candles yet, do it! Hot Cocoa is calling your name! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/ho…

Please enjoy the extremely small-batch super-limited Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse collection. Make your watch party for nonspecific apocalypse media smell better than a nuclear winter. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/no…

USPS Christmas shipping deadline is Dec 17, but realistically, you probably want to place your order within the next few days. grumpycandlecompany.com