“Hey, can I see that video you took of the fireworks?” -No one

Sometimes I think “this can’t be real” and then it is

My new favorite song is from 2013

Convinced preworkout doesn’t work on me anymore

Strong believer in if someone wants you in their life they’ll make sure you know and if they don’t they’ll keep you confused

Just trying to take gym pictures with my soulmate

Inconsistent people piss me off

Hmm… What should I order from Amazon today?

Smiles brought to you from 6,912 miles away

BING BONG. Fuck ya life

one thing about me… imma choose gym over anything else 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ready for pisces season

that pisces intuition don’t play

daily reminder: it's never too late to start

Me: What you gotta buy from Target? Her: Target will tell me when I get there

only a few good women left in this world n it’s me n my bestfriend

mrs. do not disturb🫶🏽

wHeRe did YoU LeArN tO dRiVe Me: ”Mario kart where else”