fuck DST

there is something you can PURCHASE with MONEY to make your phone do LESS things

religious ppl shouldn't be allowed to adopt children

honestly can’t wait for the Children Of Men chapter of humanity, no kids on flights is gonna be amazing

i think denver has the most stoplights in the usa

i also think denver is the biggest party town in the states…in terms of ppl faded per capita i think they may even have new orleans beat

idk why old ppl are so bad at driving man like…you’ve had 60 years to learn how to do it

the penalty for parking at the airport pickup zone should be repeated public flogging

🌹 A new Rose has bloomed! We’re so excited to announce the artists for the inaugural Rose on the River, July 4th-7th, 2024, at The @SaltShedChicago Fairgrounds! Single-day lineups are coming next! 📜 🎫: pre-sale Thur 3/21 at Noon CT (code: DEEPCUT) 🎟️: on sale Fri 3/22 at Noon CT

grocery list: eggs bread milk my own justice system that’ll get me off the hook of a $450mil bond down to $175mil in the 11th hour in a major court case

Growing up in Savannah, SMF '24 artist @AlexWasily is beyond thrilled to play his first homecoming show at Savannah Music Festival with Dumpstaphunk ! Watch the full WTOC-TV segment and don't miss him this Saturday! wtoc.com/2024/04/04/int…

CHICAGO. i’m bringing you something very good™ this summer. tuesday, july 9 Schubas limited space available, tickets on sale NOW 🎟️ link in bio to purchase tix 🎟️ 🎶🎶🎶 #alexwasily #chicago #schubaschicago

man twitter sucks now lol

yes, to anyone wondering, Discogs server is down rn

imagine waiting in line at an airport subway have we fallen so far as a civilization

JUNE 2 CHICAGO @ DORIAN’S

sunday in chicago 🎶🎶🎶

twitter = cooked