the real town square is the five guys index card drawing community board. why didn't elon just buy out five guys instead of twitter and then he could be eating delicious food instead of getting progressively more beaten down by the internet

neo-christianity

most people don't know this but kafka's in the the penile colony takes place on little saint james

I'm like spiders georg but for the stereotype of mexicans taking afternoon naps

you know what? fuck you [breaks your hour into ten six-minute increments]

The highest rated episode is WHAT?

interesting how you can be high as shit, but never drunk as balls. maybe because of the meaning sounding like you're gulpin balls? do hypermasculine people ever speak in double entendres like that to preserve dignity?

Punch-Drunk Love (2002)

an astronaut who leaves the planet only to be able to appreciate her beauty even more...

Men everywhere are ditching their yonic wallets and bags for the phallic stick and bindle system.

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spam texts are starting to feel romantic

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