Founder: Trying to build something great. California when you don't fill some random form:

Founders who won't work on weekends.

i would pay $10k/month for poke for Rippling

This day in history on September 23, 1963 (colorized) Founders gathered to ask each other: “Does anyone know how to register with the state and run payroll? The world really looked so different before @centralhqx.

Hot take: Everyone's building food delivery wrong. Stock photos make food look disgusting. Generic recommendations & reviews suck. But there is one startup who gets it.

Making money is easy. If your app makes just $1 a day. That's $7 per week. That's $364 per year. Now imagine one user lives till 1000, that's $364,000 LTV. At a 100x multiple, you can raise $36.4 million from your favorite VC. And then if you compound that $36.4 million

This vibe coding platform is crushing Lovable, Bolt, Figma Make, and Cursor. In less than a year, they're at the top of UI-Bench & other benchmarks. Here’s the crazy part: - Built and launched in under 2 months - 6 person team - Raised a $2M seed

Common mistake is thinking these are mutually exclusive. Please DM me if you want to lock in about payroll state compliance. @Centralhqx is part of the boys and will save you 10 hours/mo. Thank you for your consideration.

Linkedin: "Hey, it looks like we both breathe oxygen, nitrogen and other trace gases, let's connect!"

Reminder: When someone’s Linkedin bio says 2X exit, it can mean one of two things: A) They previously sold two businesses (may or may not have made money) or B) They went out double doors when they were fired. You can never be too sure on that website. Be careful.

This 3X entrepreneur and YC founder chose Central over Rippling. Watch Paul Sinaï explain what's broken with HR/payroll platforms. The root cause? Traditional platforms are built for HR experts at large companies. Not founders.

PSA: WE USED TO BUILD THINGS IN THIS COUNTRY.

ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of logging into Brex 9 times a day.

Me to YC founders: "You have how many AWS credits now???"

Most apps make canceling WAY too hard to reduce churn. There's a better way. Here's the my favorite friendly way to reduce churn:

To those impacted: we are deeply sorry, and we will do better. The recent changes we made were unacceptable. We are committed to supporting every founder with clearer communication. Your trust means everything to us and we will earn it back.

Top 4 fastest things on earth: 4. Cheetah 3. Airplane 2. Speed of light 1. Fake MRR screenshots on X

people ask me what i want my legacy to be... i don't want to be famous. i don't want to be rich. i don't want to be celebrated. i just want to be known for posting bangers that make people ask what is wrong with this dude. nothing else matters.