"If you manage to control yourself there will be ice cream" said the parent. "I sure hope this doesn't have unforeseen lifelong consequences" thought the child, doing their best to physically tense the body in the higher ice cream probability shape.

"none of us wish any ill will towards trans people", say transphobes before immediately conflating trans people with predators, just as they said that they didn't have anything against homosexuals but they just didn't think "those pervs should marry or be anywhere near children"

We don’t need AI to make art. We need AI to write emails and clean the house and deliver the groceries so humans can make more art.

JK Rowling has explicitly said she believes the money she makes is evidence that people generally agree with her views on trans people or at least those beliefs aren’t a dealbreaker to them. *You* might not think buying Wizarding stuff is supporting her views, but she sure does.

my poor fukin notes app has seen so much shit

my love language is Airtable interfaces

truly the lord’s work

proposal: me, my company, sponsored by Airtable? 😇

me: I want executive function. my brain: the best I can do is hyperfocusing just enough to make you and everyone around you assume you are just choosing to not function

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looking for work 👀

i need hero’s path for my brain

so aggressive

….to be paid with all the money they don’t have???

My only response to this is: In order for me to write poetry that isn't political, I must listen to the birds and in order to hear the birds the warplanes must be silent By Marwan Makhoul

As a private school scholarship bursary babe, we need to stop lying like this 😭 Private school was great for me *as an individual* but it’s not good for the country be serious It’s not full of people “scrimping and saving” it’s full of rich poshos & 5 brokies in each year max