Just found out my dad carries my quidditch player card in his wallet ❤️❤️❤️ Big up for Steve!

Free bus travel was the one, Now I feel like I’m being mugged every time I have to shell out £1.50 for these dutty dust boxes

Have to say, Jonathan Van Ness Jonathan Van Ness skating his heart out to the dreamgirls soundtrack is without a doubt a highlight of this festive period #insta #ice

I saw this on Facebook captioned ‘I think someone has a crush on our Christmas decoration’ and I felt Twitter needed to see too 😭😭😭

two broooos chilling in a hot tuuuub 5 feet apart Coz they’re not gay

Nativity! Is without a doubt the most underrated and overlooked Christmas movie of all time #fightme #thingsarereallycoolinnazareth

I thought when you went to uni you were supposed to go off the rails with drugs and partying etc I now play quidditch and Dungeons and dragons, Where did it go wrong?

It’s Christmas Eve but my dads spending it complaining about having a dead family.... 🎵 have a holly jolly Christmas! 🎵

Jeremy Paxman makes no bones about sassing the contestants on University Challenge, what a savage!

That's it, never getting on a bus again, I had better get on a Boris bike #Luther

Told my parents I was doing coursework in my room so they won't disturb me when I'm watching love island highlight videos #noshame

I wonder why I’m single, but then a stranger slid into my dms on insta and I actually ran screaming so....

Shout out to Nietzsche for using gender neutral terms in the 1800s (we'll gloss over the fact that this 'super-human' theory inspired killings and focus on the positive!!!)

My mum called me ‘the island for misfit boys’ #attacked

“It’s sad when Theresa May is more fucked than you are” - William

Ambitious women only have 2 options: a super supportive partner or no partner at all.

A group of students from Covington Catholic High School were mocking Nathan Phillips, a Vietnam veteran, as he was singing the AIM Song during the Indigenous Peoples March. Doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on, this is unacceptable.

Today’s generation will never understand how fire N-Dubz were

Quote of the day: “In fairness he has treated me so mean, and kept me so keen” - William 03/02/2019