Just found myself reading ‘Alan Titchmarsh: A foolproof guide to growing wisteria’ …your thirties really just creep up on you don’t they?

“You seem a lot more chilled than I remember you used to be” “Too old and tired to care, mate”

Googling when The Wiggles are touring and being genuinely gutted it’s only in Australia is peak mum

Irish and German people offering things

I love Charlotte Tilbury but the way they address customers as ‘darlings’ in their marketing makes my eye twitch.

i must share this discovery with the world #GBBO

This is my favourite #JohnLewis Christmas Advert The ending still makes me teary 🥲👏 #johnlewisadvert

WHAT???!!!!! #GBBO

Me listening to Christmas songs by George Ezra and ignoring the fact we have less than two weeks to pack up our worldly belongings and move out of our house

Tested positive for covid this morning and just watched the first episode of #AndJustLikeThat …today has been a journey

Not to be dramatic but I feel like I’m going to cough up one of my organs

I’m feeling very perky for someone who got about six minutes sleep.

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

Breaking my Twitter silence to say being a mum on the last train home is a thrill. When everyone else has overdone it and trying not to throw up, I am chowing down on a maccers with a wine buzz ready to get stuck into 50 solid minutes of uninterrupted podcast time🥰🥰🥰

The hysteria surrounding the #ErasTour is both baffling and making me sad all at once. I dread to think how the parents of die-hard fans who can’t stretch to these extortionate prices feel (if they could get a ticket in the first place) £660 to be close to the stage is INSANE

Me to people who go to see Oppenheimer but not Barbie: