Eintracht Frankfurt 1-0 West Ham - Alternative Commentary Part 1/4

Jarrod Bowen has joined Mo Salah as the only players in the Premier League with 10+ goals and 10+ assists…

ok, bye.

Travesty he didn’t make EURO 16 squad

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BREAKING: The Premier League's picks for Player of the SEASON are in! 🤩🏆

Finally on Twitter 😁. Thought I’d start off with a giveaway… To enter just retweet for a chance to win my shirt and boots worn this season 🤝 ⚒

Hala Madrid

Just seen that rice didn’t play tonight, very interesting

I beg ⚒

3️⃣1️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣

West Ham are now close to signing Armando Broja. Talks progressing with Chelsea, West Ham insist for permanent deal after official offer submitted but it’s up to Chelsea 🚨🇦🇱 #WHUFC Broja has agreed personal terms with West Ham - all parties are getting closer.

NINE-DARTER FROM GERWYN PRICE!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Gabriel Jesus is different

This is the wildest end to a political rally I’ve ever seen. Trump ends with his rallying cry and then is joined on stage by The Village People and he dances with them.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

personal fave.😭