Does the 5 second rule apply here?

Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people.

Kids were going crazy over 6-7. But just wait until they learn about that 9-5 😆

People had affordable and great health insurance in the 1960s and early 1970s. People paid out of pocket for outpatient care, and insurance covered inpatient and large-ticket items. Hospital rates were low, and patients were thin and healthy. The government came in to rescue

why don't mice make holes like these anymore?

A burger from Five Guys is the same exact price as a 2015 Dodge Challenger

Thank you Trump for my $2000 tariff refund check! 😭

If anyone wants to make serious cash as a young adult, get a diploma as an electrician. You will crush 99.999% of college grads in short and long term compensation.

“If I put $100 in Bitcoin in 2010 I’d have $2.8B now.” No. If you bought $100 of Bitcoin in 2010 and watched it go to: $1k → $100k → $1.7M and did nothing Then watched $1.7M go to $170k and still did nothing Then watched $170k go to $110M and still did nothing Then

Cologne is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest

When someone asks what I want for Christmas

A BBL payment plan is crazy. Now you workin yo ass off to pay yo ass off 😂

MY ABILITY TO REMEMBER SONG LYRICS FROM THE 90’S FAR EXCEEDS MY ABILITY TO REMEMBER WHY I WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN.

The FDA helped Johnson & Johnson cover up that their baby powder caused cancer for 44 years, finally making a proposed ruling in 2024 After J&J faced over 62,000 lawsuits the finally changed their formula in 2020 “Johnson & Johnson baby powder, they go to the FDA, and they say,

Who did this? 😭

Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab. Things went sideways real fast.

Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, get some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog. 🌭

if you owe me money , everything you post better be about struggling

Being single after 30 y.o. is like playing hide and seek but no one’s looking for you 😭

If you're looking to save some money this Christmas just bring up politics at Thanksgiving