to this day i can still hear their constant fighting ..

they do say that soulmates find each other in every universe, lifetime, whatever it is.

things are different when you fear being murdered, heh.

i fired my last assistant when she got me that for my daughter

is it gay to marry your gay friend to save money on taxes? you're also gay too btw

the weeknd / after hours

not on office property! shoo— shoo!!!

someone help me!!

|| accept me succverse or else 🔫

clowns don’t have a 9-8 — im the best goddamn defence attorney in the nation… but you’ve seen the ads - good, right?

eyesores and pedophiles! trust me, they’ve come crawling to my office before! and.. heh, okay— ( looks down, then looks back up, finger guns out. ) better call saul!!

<—— craving a cinnabon

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝓢𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝓦𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ SPARE HER FATE. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

( twirling his hair, kicking his legs. )

|| SKYLERRR🫶🫶🫶🫶

wife*

hm, i mean, it’s whatever. (TAKE ME BACK WAAHHHHH PLEASE!!!!)