I don’t know about you guys, but my #iphone screen only cracks when it barely touches the ground. 💥📲

#italianmoms on the phone: “I’m makin’ meatballs, so I gotta go.” #validexcuse #iaintevenmad #sharingiscaring

2 am thoughts after finishing a beefy article and fending off a cyber hack: TAKE THAT BABYCHYNA01 🤘♥️🤘

“I’m NOT a contrarian!” — hilarious #selfquote #laughatyourselfie 😂

This Friday I'll be back on the Media Mavens on 88.3 WPPB-FM with @theGiannaVolpe discussing East End news and happenings. Tune to 88.3 FM or stream live at 883wppb.org from 9:06-10 a.m.

In celebration of Harbes Family Farm's 30th Anniversary, Gianna Volpe interviewed Ed and Monica Harbes for The Independent. Ed and Monica had fun reminiscing about the early days of the farm and the past 30 years. Thanks, Jane, aka Gianna Volpe! 😀

Hi—I just saw a kid on an electronic skateboard. Just thought you should know 2020’s gonna be pretty extra.

I was so relieved to like the last Star Wars movie because I went into the theater expecting it to “suck” as I’d been told. I enjoyed the movie with my dad — A total Star Wars fan — and lived happily ever after. #thend

Once Upon a Time I fell asleep at 5:40 p.m. & woke up at 2 a.m. 🥱Starting my day off with an empty email/fb box and no new texts 😍

😳👉Consider this single tweet 222 separate, sincere apologies for VMs I missed out on for the past two years.

Found 🐁 in my recent emojis because obviously I wished SOMEONE a Happy Easter with a good ol’ 🐁🐣 #rats

Congratulations to the WLIW-FM staff on winning 4x @fairmediacouncil Folio Awards! Special thanks to all the local journalists and panelists who made this possible. Cheers to this and so much more!

I can’t sleep, so I knew there was a full moon coming #lunarinsomniafor1000

Just here to celebrate teaching my 16-month-old toddler deep breathing 🧘‍♀️

Parents have a plan and [enter their kid’s name here] laughs

Just had my second-hardest cry watching Slumberland. The first-hardest, you ask? Oh, you know…. LEGO Batman (Honorable Mention to Cast Away) 🏐🖐️⛵️

Harmony is really embracing modern medicine in her doctor phase. Right now she is inoculating all of the household furniture. Thanks, Doc 🫡🧑‍⚕️

I booped my toddler’s nose and she put her hand up and said, “Chill, Mommy.” She is a year-and-a-half old. 💀

Just came here to say I played Cupid for two strangers at a bookshop yesterday.

Today robots helped me not read entire comment sections from three posts. 🤖