When a vendor doesn’t feel the same excitement about the amount of viewings you have for them... “Can we keep it to just 2 viewings a week please.”

The other agent said I can easily market it for 50,000 more than that... they have buyers on their books. Oh, take a look on their website, I bet they’re short of stock, HENCE the overpriced valuation. #yawn #estateagent

Probably asked for a brochure to be sent in the post that never arrived. x.com/dragostark/sta…

Ringing at 10am to cancel a viewing booked at 2pm to ask if you can view it NOW because you’re outside. Yes of course, we’ve kept our whole diary free for you today so you can swap and change your appointments.

It’s that time again.

Buyers solicitor told buyer still aiming for completion THIS Friday but won’t return the vendors solicitors phone calls to discuss this. Vendors solicitor won’t order mortgage funds for Friday until spoken with buyers solicitor. This is not going to go to plan.

“If everyone can’t agree to the 2nd February for completion I’m pulling out” Right, so you’ve put yourself through about 10 weeks of trying to purchase this house and now you’re considering pulling out at the last minute to start the whole process again with another house..

When you receive a Rightmove enquiry at 9pm for a rental property that is showing as LET and the enquiry says only one word ‘tomorrow?’...

Today’s mood

Ecstatic to get an offer on a property, quickly followed by the misery of seeing Purple Bricks are the buyers estate agent. #estateagents

Saturday. The day for potentially good viewings with the occasional person with nothing else to do on a Saturday. You know... the ones that aren’t on the market but it’s ok because their house will sell quickly & not to forget it’s the best plot on the street. Good luck all 🤞

I am convinced this is the attitude of the majority of Conveyancing solicitors these days. Baffles me daily. #infuriating #estateagents #solicitors

Brochure request. Not on the market. They must want some reading material for over the weekend.

Oh the brochure hasn’t arrived in the post? Let me check your details, Mr and Mrs X, address XX, house not on the market yet. *yes that’s right* Yes very strange I can see we posted that out to you last week....

When another agent posts a tour letter through your vendors door.... #estateagents

When the house you valued a few months ago went on with another agent for A LOT more money is still sat on the market. #timetoswoopin #estateagents

“Zoopla is now showing my estimated valuation as £20k more than when I put it on the market. Can you increase my asking price by £25,000 please”. We have had 2 viewing requests, no offers and do you understand the zoopla valuation is ‘estimated’? “Yes but I’d like to try it” 🙄

“Have we had any enquiries yet?” Yes, I’ve had 20 people wanting to view it but I’ve decided to not tell you for fun!

If you're not at war with your local traffic warden are you even an estate agent?