white people really will walk pass homelessness and despair everyday and be just fine but as soon as they see someone shoplifting from a billion dollar corporation they’re all “OH MY GOD! SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING” 🙄

Reminder that the 3 (just three!) free N95 masks people in the US can get soon are available by in person pick up only, which means they're inaccessible by definition. Stay tuned for Season 3, Episode 27 tomorrow all across disability Twitter.

Me, 33 years old, A decade of sex party planning and attending. Blushing at the wide variety of condoms available while getting non-contact grocery delivery. I’ve been a hermit too long.

Got my first SSDI denial. Apparently the most important doctors didn’t reply to their requests. Insurance took over a month to re-approve my biologic injections after my specialty pharmacy changed. Went two days late and got so sick I had to cancel a birthday weekend date. Ugh.

That lesbian tragedy where you and another girl really wanna date, but you live in separate counties with very different Covid rates, and both of you are about to go on methotrexate for your progresssive bone diseases. I’m about to bring back hand written love letters.

CaptainCoby Dude, I'm in NZ. These are our covid numbers. Part of the reason that they're so low is because we wear goddamn masks out in public. That 53 deaths? That's for the entire fecking pandemic. And it's only that high because it got into a secure dementia facility (early pandemic).

Doctors: *butterfly kisses trigger point* does this hurt? Physio: are you a little tender here? *pummels muscles with 40lb boom stick*

Spending Valentine’s Day filling the air with the smell of agarwood, drinking tea and my breakfast smoothie, while my wife sits next to me in lingerie, repairing my velvet Lolita dress. Domestic lesbian dream.

The Puer tea scene is the only place where someone can say a tea tastes like mushrooms and toothpaste, and we’re all like “give me some of that good good”.

Being the kind welcoming friend is great, because literally everyone will tell you their gossip because they trust you, and you get to sit happily in your lane, knowing *everyone’s* dirt, and just sitting on it as your personal secret soap opera.

I’m the one friend who wants all your overdone paint+resin pour art. I hate the mess it makes, so please, do it for me and give me your cute canvasses to decorate empty spots in my house.

#DisabilityTwitter ppl with AS, EDS, or any sort of bad SI/lumbar back, what kind of wheelchair backing do you prefer if you use one?

Ordered a Quickie 2 HP and custom cushioning today~ The shop’s pt is writing a recommendation letter to my insurance, so hope it goes well! I was told it’s 50/50 they approve an ultralight, but I should be able to fund it on my own if not. It’s the best folding chair for me imo.

Working out until failure is a whole other ballgame when the dislocations and neuropathy kick in. Woooooof. Being a buff cripple is all I know.

Bought sexy new demonias, but I can’t wear them until I go pay the disability tax to the cobbler. (One leg longer than the other means one platform gets to be extra platformy)

A friend of mine is in the hospital after collapsing from working in 97 degree weather + flooding. The business owner is being a piece of shit about it.

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