Arsenal fans. If you’ve been keeping track of the rest of the league and Arsenal in this pre-season, you can clearly see that we are a level above everyone. The league will be won by match week 32.

I’m actually sitting here cracking up. No one realises that this Gyökeres is about to make the Premier League his bitch. Haaland’s ‘record breaking season’ is going to look like a record that was set by a League 2 player. It’s over for everyone.

Max Dowman. Generational talent.

Arsenal women win the Champions League. Arsenal women win England the Euros. Arsenal are truly the pride of England.

If you look at things with a sane mind, you’ll see that Arsenal are the biggest club in England. City, Spurs, United, Chelsea and Liverpool don’t hate us, they just feel inferior. This isn’t even down to rivalry; it’s us against everyone purely because they fear Arsenal.

World class players in our team: Raya Saliba Gabriel Saka Zubimendi Rice Gyökeres We are actually moving like the 2000s Galacticos.

Pep had Messi and Arteta has Dowman. Two generational managers coaching two generational players. History is repeating itself.

Saka will win the Ballon d’Or next season when he breaks the Premier League assist record to help Arsenal win the League. Practically guaranteed.

Arsenal signing Gyökeres is the equivalent of when Madrid signed Ronaldo. It’s going to fully unlock the team and take Arsenal to the next level. Records will be broken. Goals will be scored. Titles will be won.

Spurs must be worried. They finished 17th last season whilst being one of the worst teams to ever play in the league and not be relegated. So far this window, they’ve signed basically no one. They also have UCL football. They may get relegated. Fucking beautiful.

Arsenal are going to break the 100 point barrier next season. We’ll score 100+ goals and most probably concede less than Chelsea’s 15 goals record. Records upon records upon records are going to get absolutely shattered. No one is prepared for this.

“This is why rival fans hate us” Rival fans are meant to hate us. Stop seeking their validation and wanting them to like you, they’re not going to and you shouldn’t want them to.

Is this the part where Spurs fans say they’re winning the league and they’re better than the Invincibles again?

Arteta will win Arsenal the league this season. When he does, let your apologies be as loud as your blatant disrespect.

Arteta’s Arsenal will begin their European domination this year. Winning the Premier League will be the first domino. Liverpool’s six UCLs will look minuscule. City’s four-peat will look laughable. United’s treble will look simple. Arsenal’s era is beginning.

If you take away Real Madrids 15 Champions League trophies then Arsenal are bigger than them.

Saka, Premier League Hall of Fame pending.

Honestly, I think Odegaard will outperform Wirtz this season. Although he shouldn’t. If you have been bought for the same price as Neymar, then you need to be putting up Neymar numbers from gameweek 1.

I’m actually worried for the other clubs we have to play this season. No one will be able to stop us scoring, and no one will be able to score against us. It’s going to cause generational head loss from managers, players, and fans. Arteta has built the Invincibles 2.0.

Arteta is recreating Pep’s Barca. Valdés - Raya Alves - Timber Piqué - Gabriel Puyol - Saliba Abidal - Lewis-Skelly Busquets - Zubimendi Xavi - Rice Iniesta - Odegaard Messi - Saka Eto’o - Gyökeres Henry - Martinelli Mirroring the side that won six trophies in a year. Genius.