THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME! 🦁

I know only God can save me, I know he forgave me

Josh Allen was so cold until he married that Jew

Praying for everyone who stayed up all 18 innings and is getting ready for a 8+ hour day of work today

Me: accidentally looks at a picture of Sydney Sweeney for 4 seconds My algorithm for the next 12 hours:

The word says if you don't work you don't eat

On the bright side, we all die

Lost my right hand, that shit killin' me the most

Wasted years but kept my soul