Happy hump day everyone☺️

Hoppy Easter everyone. Mum took me for a run yesterday. What a comedian 👀🐰

We’ve been for sunny walkies in Delamere Forest. Mum says she hopes you all enjoy the video below of the moment I realised human squirrels exist?! 🐿️😱

When you realise mum’s watching your mad 5 minutes🤣

WEEEEEEEE with Pierre the bear 🧸🐻

Another lovely day here in Lancashire☀️ Remember if you’re spending time in the sunshine, be ready for your human to call you names and usher you to the boring shade when you look like you’re hot🤣

My name is Jax. I bark like the world is going to end if someone steps foot within 5m of our driveway. I also hide behind chairs and refuse to move if there’s a scary fly somewhere in the room.

Action ears. I am the 🤪emoji

That was a very nice start to the day. I am now pooped and it’s not even lunchtime yet 😆

We’ve had splashy fun to keep cool this pm. A small human asked mum “excuse me can I stroke your dog”. She replied “urmmm, he’ll just bark at you, but you can throw his stick for him?”🤣🤣 (small human complied😆)

Today isn’t going very well. We are stuck with a puncture in the middle of nowhere near Cockermouth waiting for the AA because the tyre crack is too big for the repair kit. So today’s run or anything else fun is off the cards 😭

I was sunbathing. Mum’s decided to water my sunbathing spot. So I shall just sit here in anger until she terminates this ridiculous behaviour.

Watching the world go by on gate pawtrol refusing to go inside yet. Mum will have to suffer the cast of a bugs life entering the house now it’s evening because the happiness of the Jax comes above everything 😅

My snake 🐍 was packed for my holibobs but I stole it to play in the garden. Then started destroying it so now it’s back packed in my bed. I’ll just sit here alternating staring at the snake and at mum so she understands my disapproval.

Mum is now a Yacht captain in Greece so she can take me to ALL the beaches when she’s home!! Ok she was a captain for about 90 seconds because the captain invited her into the bridge on her birthday but that’s not the point 🤪

Mum is home and she’s put walking with dinosaurs on for me 😆🦖

When you were the worlds biggest pain in the arse all walk but somehow got a doggy doughnut bought for you anyway. 😈

We’ve been away for a bit but popped in to say we are all good and have just had a lovely couple of days in the Lakes with a wild camp away from humans 🥰⛰️